Twenty Dollars

Twenty Dollars

1.
An amount of currency
The hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.

A person can have twenty:
Australian Dollars - AUD
Hong Kong Dollars - HKD
United States Dollars - USD
Canadian Dollar - CAD
New Zealand Dollar - NZD

2.
Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.

Homer: Aww twenty dollars? I wanted a peanut. :(
Brain: Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: EXPLAIN HOW! D:
Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Homer: Woohoo!

by rzhhhh November 14, 2011

Kreflo Dollars Hairburn

1) A sexual position where a homosexual male lights his pubic hair on fire while having sex with his partner and he also gives his partner money whilst this happens.

2) A nickname for 50 Cent.

1) Man: Would you like to do some KDH?

Other Man: Ouch.

2) Kreflo Dollars Hairburn gets on my nerves. His music sucks ass!

by thegreatworldchampion April 20, 2010

17 Dollars

Now That's Gangsta

"17 dollars be gangsta brah" - black kid

by JoshDyo February 10, 2009

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

Larry Dollars

Imaginary currency that can be used for gambling but never has to be paid up. It can be used infinitely.

I'll bet you 500 Larry Dollars there's an underground tunnel between those houses.

by DieselDriver December 12, 2015

a small loan of a million dollars

A quote said by celebrity Donald Trump, that became a meme very quickly.

It has not been easy for me, my Father gave me a small loan of a million dollars $$$$

by Legost March 29, 2016

slut dollars

Sexual favors given in exchange for products or services in lieu of actual currency.

Skank: Hey, Rick. I really need a ride to the airport.

Rick: I'm low on gas money. Can you contribute to the fund?

Skank: Umm, no, but I can pay you in slut dollars.

Rick: Sold!

by Friends With a Ho November 12, 2014