Ditched the tits

To break up with a girl, esp. one with large boobs.

Joe- So how are you and Suzy going?

Mike- Oh, I just got tired of her bitchin' and ditched the tits.

Joe- OK then.

by mrpopo123 November 15, 2010

ditchermcditcherson

the flakiest of flakes, the one that goes ghost the most and with the dumbest of excuses for why they ditched

there goes that damn ditchermcditcherson Billy, gone again.

by DawnNichole#1* January 27, 2020

Doitches Reek

The evil empire of Doitchlond ruled by the nefarious Adlof Hatlur with an iron fist during World War Eye Eye.

Adlof Hatlur is kinda upset about the Treaty of Versailles. The Doitches Reek is about to go ham on Europe. Hatlur is going to make Poleland bend over and make Fronss say padre.

by ave_scientia October 21, 2020

Bitch-Ditched

When a fool is chilling with his homie, and his homie ends up ditching him for some pussy.

damn nigga, me and sparky were chillin' the other night and that nigga straight up bitch-ditched me! fuck that nigga, my nigga!

by SkitzoFrenik September 1, 2010

cheese ditched

When a friend asks you to grab some cheese to share from the buffet and then leaves to talk to other people.

Kanika (holding plate of cheese): "Hey, where did Emilie go?"
Marie: "She left to talk to Simon... Looks like you got cheese ditched"

by browntownk December 12, 2011

Dutchess

any female who can roll a marijuana Dutch with amazing skill.

Look at that blunt! That girl is The Dutchess.

by melgfla May 22, 2008

Ditcher

A beer or a mixed drink made or opened for the ride home after a bonfire or a party. One that may put you in the ditch.

Dave: hey man, have a safe drive home!

Caleb: yeah well I’ll try! I’m gonna mix up a ditcher here before I go!

by Dovehunter2 June 12, 2018