dick vapor

Post masturbation smell from the crochal region.

Girls can smell when you've been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong dick vapor

by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

Dick deprived

When you haven't been fucked in forever and you need some dick

"If I don't get some dick soon ima die so dick deprived

by QueenOfItAll April 9, 2016

Little Dick

The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.

But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.

Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.

Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020

Lightsaber dick

Term used mostly between yaoi penis redrawers for censored yaoi penises.

Derived from unusually bright spaces where dicks are supposed to be

Cleaner: Hey we have about 3 lightsaber dicks in this chapter do we have anyone who can redraw them?
Fan: I gotchu bro

by mimi_athena August 7, 2018

Mile of Dick

1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520

There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.

Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!

Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.

Tom: Speak for yourself!

by NobeeCares January 9, 2023

Dick Eye

The dick eye is the slit that you push your nut out of your hard cock

One of the greatest pleasures in life is shooting semen out of our dick eye!

by HornyPornoAddict September 3, 2022

Slick-dick

To be a Slick-dick is to send a gift to your loved one that coincidentally arrives with near perfect timing. Not something that you planned, but nonetheless something that enhances the overall experience for your partner.

In this instance the appearance of being slick would be unjustified, thus you're a Slick-dick.

Stuart sending an Easter egg making kit to Susie for her April birthday made him a "dick". Sending rollerskates that arrived just as her existing plans unravelled made Stuart a "Slick-dick".

by Sharkey & Bubbles April 8, 2022