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Cognitive Diarrhoea

A literal loose watery stool of the mind.

Could also be spelt "Cognitive Diarrhea", but it originated from a Brit, so we won't do that.
Saying that you are all the Sith is just cognitive diarrhoea, man.
by Urbaxy July 8, 2020
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Verbal Diarrhoea

Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.
Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?
by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003
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Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.
"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"
by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020
mugGet the Verbal Diarrhoea-edmug.

pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake

Trying to do the near impossible due to having or being given the wrong tools or insufficiency of time.
Usually preceded by "like pushing...".
The refusal of management to see the blindingly obvious despite it being pointed out and insisting upon something inappropriate.
A:"Can you get this new program to print?".
B:"No, I've told the service centre every day this week but they still say it's ok; dealing with them is like pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rake".
by MoLincs September 20, 2009
mugGet the pushing diarrhoea uphill with a rakemug.

diarrhoea

omg bro i was shitting Niagara falls last week, i couldn't come to school! diarrhoea is bad.
mugGet the diarrhoeamug.

Raging diarrhoea

I will not be in work today I have a bad care of Raging Diarrhoea
by V I Viking September 4, 2016
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Diarrhoea

Inflammotory bowel disease and bowel illness. ALSO lose movements of the body 💃🕺
Sorry experiencing lose movements of the body due diarrhoea
by disease-definitions November 29, 2022
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