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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
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c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.
A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed
by robuttt October 4, 2006
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P.I.D.

Pussy In Distress. Female's state of being horny.
Big Poppa I just had to call you because I've got PID.
by Un-Complicated August 22, 2003
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P.I.D.

Pussy in distress

This is when a female has gone a long time without sex and she begans to get aggrivated easily.
"Man it's been 2weeks since I had some dick and I got a serious P.I.D."
by Shorty May 13, 2005
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i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m

“ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” this means I don’t know how to tell you this but you are the best person I ever met.
If someone ever said something like hey try to read this “ i.d.k.h.t.t.y.t.b.u.a.t.b.p.i.e.m” well now you know.
by Dontplayb February 27, 2021
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P.I.D.O.M

P.I.D.O.M=Put it Down On Me

To put your vagina on a guy (if you are a girl, of course)

A great song by 50 Cent and Jeremih
Guy 1: Hey man how did it go with her last night?

Guy 2: Dude, I got her to P.I.D.O.M

Guy 1: Nice man!!!!!!!
by ExtremeElite22 April 20, 2011
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P.D.I.

It means that you have a PhD in being really & officially gay ...
Just like Adam Sandler got a P.D.I.after that movie ( I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry )
by Mr.Small May 22, 2009
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