Slurryitus Cystitis

Vaginal infection caused by not changing your soiled underwear quick enough after a severe dose of Slurryitus. Female only disease, (and possibly post op Transexuals).

Susan, (whilst in the toilet cubicle): " AAAAAAARGH!!! Fuck it stings when I piss and my flaps stink of shit!!".

Judith, (from the next door cubicle): " You should have changed your panties when you shat yourself in the paste room yesterday. I warned you about Slurryitus Cystitis. I am a first aider you know.

by Upchucker March 31, 2009

Honeymoon Cystitis

Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)

"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"

by Pfc. Snowball July 11, 2006

Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibrosis is a disorder of the cell membranes, causing them to produce too much mucus, and so this tends to block up the lungs, making it difficult for the person to breathe. People with this condition often have to have breathing exercises to shift excess mucus. It can be inherited if two recessive genes are combined.

Cystic Fibrosis mainly affects the Lungs, gut and Pancreas.

by xx_Christina_xx April 14, 2006

Cysteen

aka Pixebitch or Rainbow Sprinkles; Bitchy, grumpy bitch, moody bitch, and containing a vast chasm of insanity.

Dude, you're such a Cysteen.

by Maximus_Terragon May 25, 2017

Cystic Fibrosis

Cystic Fibroses is a common disease especially in Caucasian populations that usually appears in early childhood. It involves functional disorder of the exocrine glands, and is marked especially by faulty digestion due to a deficiency of pancreatic enzymes, by difficulty in breathing due to mucus accumulation in airways, and by excessive loss of salt in the sweat.
Also called Fibrocystic Disease of the Pancreas, and Mucoviscidosis

Jonathan died of Cystic Fibrosis, April 6th 2005.

He was 18 years old, and 2 months away from Graduation.

We all miss him.

by Elise April 7, 2005

Ovarian Cysterhood

A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them

Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties"

Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Cystic Fibrosis

A lung disease we are all going grow old with, rather than die young from.

Hannah has Cystic Fibrosis, but it's never gonna stop her.

by Surviving Cystic Fibrosis September 18, 2009