someone who always expects the worst and most selfish motives out of everyone and everything. Otherwise known as experienced.
1. These charity adverts are a great way to fleece you for all your money. Those dudes living in mud was probably 50 years ago. They have schools now. And a sewerage treatment place.
2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.
The above are cynical examples.
2. Disneyland is great but I'm not waiting 2 hours to see ''sleeping beauty''. She's either made of plastic or some lazy cow who's paid to sleep in all day. Besides, one floor is hardly impressive for a castle.
The above are cynical examples.
by Imabasketcase April 21, 2015
Get the Cynical mug.A school where a bunch of low life ppl who think they're the shit when they're actually not. No joke the people here are so damn annoying it makes me want to jump out a window. This one girl can get away with anything if she just cries. People think a specific teacher is a pedo and most of the teachers here don't give a shit about anything. All they want to do is get paid and it's hella sad. Most of the girls here are so basic and rude it makes me wanna vomit. Almost all of the girls cause way too drama and talk shit behind other people's back. They also say shit about each other online. Tell one person a secret and itll get to the whole grade. almost everyone here picks fights and talks crap but when you're down with their shit and want to fight them they will low-key flee.
by yallareretarded April 15, 2019
Get the Bala cynwyd middle school mug.Cynthia is a true symbol of beauty. To see her smile can change your day from horrible to amazing. To hear her speak will make your heart melt. To be with her is an indescribable feeling that I can't put into words. ^_^ She is kind, funny, beautiful, and smart. You could stare into her eyes forever, and once with her you won't want to be with anyone else. Ever since I met her, I have not stopped smiling. :) She will get into your head x)
Adrian: Dude, I just lost my job today!
Alex: Damn bro that sucks, sorry.
Adrian: It's all good though, I'm gonna hang out with Cynthia today!!!
Alex: Damn bro that sucks, sorry.
Adrian: It's all good though, I'm gonna hang out with Cynthia today!!!
by AdRiAn February 12, 2013
Get the Cynthia mug.Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
by BurnDownTheOffice August 7, 2011
Get the Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS) mug.A beautiful woman with awesome hair! She has a big, shiny smile. She is also very funny, and laughs alot. She is a great friend to be around. She is a very smart girl and is especially good at math. She can make your day! She is pretty and she is helpful.
Person #1: That girl is so smart and she is pretty and helpful.
Person #2: She is a definite Cynthia!
Person #2: She is a definite Cynthia!
by Gracie Darunday May 23, 2018
Get the Cynthia mug.1. She may look sweet and inocent but this girl is bad ass. She is always the life of the party, so don't turn down any invites if you know Cynde's is going to be there. But don't let this deceive you, Cynde has a heart of gold.
2. Cynde: The correct spelling of Cindy
2. Cynde: The correct spelling of Cindy
Girl: You won't believe what I did last night. I challenged Dan to a chugging contest and totaly kicked his ass!
Guy: Dude, that is so Cynde
Guy: Dude, that is so Cynde
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