Cupboard Love

Pretended love to the cook, or any other person, for the sake of a meal.

Cupboard Love:

Husband: "Honey I love you so much -- what's for dinner?"

by RubberDucky451 April 18, 2010

Cumboarding

The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning.

The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.

by MiTaiSter September 19, 2009

cuzzo

A term of endearment for one who is a cousin. Does not need to be of blood relation, but some one who has a cousin like relationship with another person. It is generally used for a first cousin situation. Not necessarily used in context for "gang banger" terminology but can be.

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"Danni, you are my cuzzo, I absolutely love you!"

"Bridget and Danni are cuzzos because their Bigs are slashes"

"We are the original cuzzos"

by Bang Cars Everywhere Everyone III March 19, 2008

cupboard

the holiest of holies, the place all men aspire to be. Often paired with large, flappy labia known as "Beef Curtains." The appearance of the Cooter is usually heralded by the distinct reek of low tide.

Lauren's cupboard smelled like an octopus and resembled a bearded axe wound.

by Bob B Saget August 12, 2006

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 7, 2010

Cubonics

Any word or phrase repeatedly misused, out of context, until it becomes an accepted alternative to the actual word or phrase. Usually occurs within the work place and the mistake goes uncorrected due to the unintentional humor factor among those who know the true usage.

The boss was speaking Cubonics when he told us to "teak" the presentation.

by BFD137 May 12, 2012

cumbone

a trombone that produces sound when filled up with cum

look at that cumbone

by Lio messi legend January 21, 2021