Cumuccino 

When you ejaculate into someone’s mouth and they froth up the cum by gargling it.

I gave my girlfriend a really good cumuccino last night, loads of froth.

Cumuccino by WPB27 October 3, 2021

Toilet Cappucino

to empty one's bowels then masturbate upon the awaiting faeces

I just did a great Toilet Cappucino,I sprayed the bowl, dropped a log the size of a baby's arm then spanked my monkey all over it.

It looked like a Starbucks HockMoccaWankachino. Creamy

Toilet Cappucino by Becks69 January 6, 2008

puppuccino 

A drink that hipsters and other sissy wimps get for their dogs at Starbucks.

I'd like to order a puppuccino for my Frufru.

puppuccino by Mako Heero November 10, 2013

Crappuccino 

The abrupt bowel movement that occurs after consuming coffee or coffee like beverages.

My morning latte was good, but now I have to take a massive crappuccino.

Crappuccino by redsparkle1 June 6, 2011

cappuccino conservative 

A self-centered individual with conservative political values and leanings who thinks nothing of spending upwards of $5 for a single cup of hot liquid (cappuccino) but is less likely to have empathy for the less fortunate by supporting social/political causes catering to the "underserved" because it does not provide a good return on their investment i.e., United Way, Habitat for Humanity or Planned Parenthood. The conservative belief is that they pulled themselves up by their bootstraps, so should others beneath them on lower rungs of the economic ladder.

The cappuccino conservative (CappuCon) turns a deaf ear to the plea for supporting efforts to raise the minimum wage because he worked hard for his six-figure salary and believed others should do the same. The cappuccino conservative also is not supportive of United Way efforts because too much of the money goes to programs for people on the other side of the tracks.

cappuccino conservative by Mike right March 13, 2012

Salty Cappuccino 

Sex act where the participants engage in anal intercourse then the man pulls out, flips the recipient over, and ejaculates on their chest in the shape of a heart.

Before she could respond, Jane was on her back and the recipient of a salty cappuccino. Looking down at the perfectly shaped heart on her chest, she knew she was in love.

Salty Cappuccino by Rmdeecee May 22, 2016

Human Cappuccino

Using your cum as a replacement for cream in coffee.

“I hate my boss, I’m gonna give her a human cappuccino tomorrow morning”

“This coffee tastes weird, I hope dale didn’t make this a human cappuccino.”

Human Cappuccino by FTPNUT March 29, 2019