cuntville

not so slang term meaning you will be spending time with your significant female other, includes all definitions of other (girlfriend, wife, fuck buddy). Also can mean a terrible night spent out with a horrid bitch of cunt that you at one time had an interest but has since severely waned because of said females ridiculous cuntness.

Can also mean an extremely boring event spent with your significant female's friends, talking about stupid topics like "What not to Wear", why dont men listen enough?, or why did you spend more time with your friends tonight then with me?

(2 guys at a bar, watching a friend at same bar)
Jim: Wow take a look at the look on Joe's face.
John: Haha, man that sucks, he was so amped about meeting that girl.
Jim: Yeh looks like he's taking a drive in cuntville tonight.

Mike: So didnt see you out last night, what happened?
Bill: Oh it was a nice night, watched some reruns of "Sex and the City", then Megans friend came over and we all talked about why men cant be more sensitive to women needs.
Mike: Yeh,....
Bill: Oh great my change of address form finally came through.
Mike: What did you put for your new address,...123 Pussywhipped Lane, Cuntsville, USA?
Bill: Fuck you man
Mike: Yeh bet you would like that. Sure you dont wana snuggle first?

by what the fuck man January 30, 2009

Cuntfident

A woman confident in the knowledge that her lady garden is aesthetically pleasing.

Having spent some time in the women's naked spa, she was feeling very cuntfident.

by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016

Cuntoids

A cunt who has been in especially cunty mode, like a bodybuilder on steroids.

Mooby, you've been a cunt all your life...but lately it seems that you have been on cuntoids!

by G-Unit-Actual January 3, 2017

Cuntcident

Being a cunt "accidentally" on purpose

Susan was out to dinner, she gossiped the whole time so I had a cuntcident moment!

If you're a bitch I can be a real cuntcident.

Dont make me be a cuntcident

by Dragonfly987654321 August 21, 2016

Cuntidious

A womans attitude;

1.acting like she is better than everyone else;

2.lies and decieves others to make herself look like she is a better person then what she really is;

3.looking down on others as if she is on top of the world

Have you seen the cuntidious attitude on her, she actually portays herself as being a good parent and good person.

by Fetchermen May 11, 2009

cuntfident

A Well spoken, self-assured woman.

I mean, it's one thing to be sure of yourself, but she's just cuntfident.

by Sirdude6 November 16, 2015

cuntsideration

When your vagina is considering its options.
Such as sex.

Gina: Would you let Brad finger you?
Lily: I'll take that into cuntsideration.

by ezzy153 June 27, 2016