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cuntvid-19 

A respiratory illness that causes really hateful, mean things to spew from the lungs.... The illness is unfortunately rarely fatal, but it can cause people to wish for the death of those inflicted...
Man, what is going on with John? He used to be so kind, but now he is so mean. He seems to have come down with a serious case of cuntvid-19.

Cuntfiddler

One who plays with, and/or fiddles with cunt on a regular basis.
Mary: "I can't believe how good Johnny was last night!"
Eric: "Yeah that's Johnny for you, he's a real cuntfiddler"
Cuntfiddler by SunBro November 4, 2014

Cuntfidence 

Delusional confidence usually found in those cunts of the highest order.
"look at that stupid prick dancing in the kanye west glasses, full of cuntfidence"
Cuntfidence by Culivar July 12, 2009
1) n. someone who is acting like a douchebag

2) adj. word used to describe a person whose features resemble female genitalia
1) I decided to go home because Tom was acting like a total cuntoid.

2) Did you see that girl's face?? She had cuntoid lips!
cuntoid by vwwoolle March 2, 2008

Cuntfident 

A woman that is very confident of her sexual abilities.

A woman that finds it easy to get men in bed.
Monique was Cuntfident she could easily get Alan into bed leading ultimately to a Mushroom Cloud.
Cuntfident by Jeff D February 18, 2004

Cunt from Cuntville 

Queen Bee. A woman of authority at the extreme of bitchiness in behavior.
Betty was irritating today, she was a Cunt from Cuntville.