Cuntsplain

To use purposefully flawed logic and twisted facts to make oneself appear the victim of any given situation.

"Hosting my illegally obtained sex tape is a breach of privacy." said Hulk Hogan.

"It's our job as journalists to discuss matters of public interest. Therefore, suing us for illegally hosting revenge porn is censorship!" cuntsplained Nick.

by AoC September 30, 2016

Cuntsplainer

Cuntsplainer

(Noun)

A person who believes they are a pioneering soldier in a war against oppressors, but is actually being a shrewd hypocrite who's pissing off someone they barely know/have no power.

Easily confused with: Critical thinking; Having a voice, SJW

She thought her misandry was just tit-for-tat, but when the new English major heard out her argument he realized she was just a cuntsplainer.

by acearce June 20, 2016

Cuntsplain

The act of not explaining anything and expecting someone to understand and appreciate your unspoken meaning. Can sometimes be lead by an ambiguous and passive aggressive statement. As opposed to mansplaining, where the speaker assumes listener knows less than nothing and requires an offensive amount of information regarding the topic.

I was in hot water after my girlfriend cuntsplained that if I wanted to stay at the bar with my friends on our anniversary it was “fine,” if that’s what I “really wanted.”

by Axolotl June 10, 2018

Cuntservative

A woman who, in spite being educated, having a high-profile career and enjoying many of the other rights obtained by feminism, hates feminists. Note that this hatred is often used as a tool to "suck up" to backwards-thinking colleagues or superiors, most of whom are divorced, obese men.

Dr. Laura, a working mother who once had a successful radio program, often claims that all women should abandon their careers to raise families. She's not just a hypocrite... she's a cuntservative republicunt!

by Mad_Hell October 18, 2008

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

Cuntservative

1.) (Noun.)

An über religious Republican that utilizes Cherry Picked and personally edited passages from the Bible in order to justify their own personal homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, racism, and generally shitty way of life as they attempt to enforce it upon others.

2.) A supremely shitty religious individual that is usually involved in some form of televangelism and politics that uses their reach to tell others how to live their lives, despite having no business doing so.

Hey, did you guys see Pastor Mayberry is running for the Senate? You know, the same guy that attacked the Hebrew owned bagel shop up the street because their coffee cups said "happy holidays?" The same guy who refused to officiate my sister's wedding because she was marrying a "mexican" woman? That's all this country needs, another Cuntservative in the Senate.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

cuntslap

1. a nice tap on the pubic region of a woman. 2. My friend Billy

Billy is a cuntslap.

by Joe November 7, 2004