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(n.) Putrefaction of the pussy, a chronic condition resulting in the most foul-smelling meat wallet found in the universe. The discharge from cuntosis can be smooth or lumpy like the mouth-watering giblet gravy your grandmother used to make.

(See also: cuntitis, a less virulent variation of pussy pathology than cuntosis.)
The doctor's head was half way to the floor when the fetid odor of cuntosis reached his nostrils.
cuntosis by Robert E. Porter September 12, 2007
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To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."
"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"
cuntomize by pickz January 9, 2014

cuntsistent 

Consistently a cunt.
She's always a bitch. At least she's cuntsistent.
cuntsistent by Count Cuntchilla April 10, 2017
Young ladies hiding how ugly and or fat they are with huge amounts of makeup.
With all the Cuntoring I don't even recognise them.
Cuntoring by Mikey_b123 January 29, 2020

cuntisitis 

When an autistic child becomes a fucking cunt who talks trash online and is overall bad, this definition is usually common with x-box players that spread their virginity across other platforms
“So I was talking to John the other day and I realized that he was diagnosed with cuntisitis

Cuntopia 

Unknown place. Too have a lot of cunts. Place that is said to have millions of beautiful cunts.
Wow i never heard of cuntopia.
Cuntopia by Keefers a midget October 8, 2003

cuntorius maximus 

one who is such a cunt that any other term just wouldn't do it justice.
god dam, that kid is gay ......what a cuntorius maximus.
cuntorius maximus by alfman July 6, 2008