Cuntflapp

When Your marstabateing a woman and then when she squirts her vagina flap just goes crazy

"Man it took my wife like 10 minuits to cuntflapp"
"Wow really!"

by Johntheswagbomb March 4, 2014

cuntfloss

Pubic hair that is found between your teeth after oral sex with a female

Guy said "I wish she had shaved, now I have a mouth full of cuntfloss"

by mboy September 8, 2007

Cuntslop

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).

That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?

by Another Poet May 22, 2014

cuntflounder

Just an all around cunt or person who enjoys being a cunt

Did you see john over there? No I don’t talk to that cuntflounder

by JacksonfuckAss December 30, 2017

Cuntalopasaurus

a complete tool or fag who everyone is pissed at.

"The child who lost the fight was a cuntalopasaurus."

by Danger Derek January 17, 2009

cuntflap

Upon coming to the end of a wide vocabulary of insults, some extraordinarily gifted insult-givers may come up with this word.

Insulter: "you utter cuntflap!"
Insultee: "Owh man i just got parred

by sloaw-tawp-cayt January 2, 2013

cuntalope

a cunt, whore, slut, that hops all over the place having sex with anyone, anything, like a jackalope!!!

That nasty fucking cuntalope better not even think about hookin up with my husband, or farm animals!!!!

by Country Fried... February 11, 2015