Cuntamination

The process of making something dirty by rubbing it against a womans vagina while she has an active case of a sexually transmitted disease.

While working at the local fast food restaurant Jennifer decided to give the burger meat some cuntamination.

by JackMeOffYouFuckingSluts April 19, 2009

Cuntastrophe

Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.

Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.

by The Mystical Foot October 7, 2008

Cuntasaurus Rex

When a woman's vagina is so big and loose from fucking people a lot that it could almost eat someone.

Damn dude! I was gonna fuck her and I was like, "Woah! Cuntasaurus Rex get the hell away from me"

by The Sheep September 8, 2004

Psycho Cuntism

A psychological condition experienced by women, usually while on their period, but can happen at any moment. A women experiencing psycho cuntism is likely to smash your windows, flatten your tires, or stab your eyes out.

Stephanie flattened the tires on my jeep because I was 5 minutes late, she must of had an episode of psycho cuntism.

by cyroup August 3, 2012

cuntastic

being extremely bitchy or cuntlike. unpleasant to the extreme

man that girl's such a bitch. she's cuntastic

by baileycook April 14, 2006

cuntass

Noun.

A person or thing that doesnt comply to what you want or is generally in some way annoying or irritating.

See also:
fucker, cunt, twat

Jamie is a cuntass.
My boss is a cuntass.

by Nonameo July 15, 2008

cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010