cuntardouche

A person who unites the diverse qualities of a cunt, a tard, and a douche.

"Why, that fellow is ignorant, arrogant, and awkward in roughly equal measure. What a cuntardouche!"

by Chanda Bell January 19, 2009

cuntard

Similar to fucktard, this word is a portmanteau of cunt and retard. While fucktard is associated with activly acting like a fucking retard, a cuntard is more passive and just sits there acting like a retarded cunt.

You didn't take out the garbage again, you lazy cuntard.

by Swamp Ig June 29, 2005

Cuntrageous

Conduct that is so outrageously cunty that it is cuntrageous.

Can you believe that cuntrageous asshole, he just felt me up!

by Olia March 23, 2008

cintarazos

Is a Mexican word to give someone a beating with a leather belt.

Marcos: Papi, take me to the park.

Dad:No cabron do your homwork.

Marcos:I don't want to.

Dad: Si no lo haces te voy adar unos CINTARAZOS!!!!

by KAWMIK November 5, 2012

cuntgratulations

congratulating someone whos being an obnoxious cunt about their success or achievements.

cuntgratulations on your new job, now could you please shut the fuck up about it.

by Matt-jw May 15, 2016

cuntasaurus

A female girlfriend who's constant nagging is unbearable.

I can't stand Sheila, shes a cuntasaurus

by Jay B. July 10, 2003

Cuntrary

Giving an opposing argument just to be a cunt.

"Mary, Mary, quite cuntrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And pretty maids all in a row." - The Nursery Rhyme

Mary I of England attempted to restore England to catholicism, despite reforms made by her father Henry VIII and brother Edward VI. She was just trying to be a cunt.

by Kevin Monk February 25, 2008