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cuntfart

the sounds to describe the air coming out of yourvgina while getting your brains fucked out
he bent me over so hard i had to cunt fart
by annemarie January 17, 2003
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Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.
The cuntface swallowed the diver.
by Tony July 17, 2006
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Cuntfag

A useless person with no life
Usually called at people who thinks their funny with their stupid jokes, but their jokes turn out to be in a faggy nature.
Jerry: Her oral skills "blew" me

Rick: Shut the phuck up you little cuntfag
by darienwol September 26, 2017
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cuntfabulate

To attempt conversation while performing oral sex on a woman.
Despite her telling him not to cuntfabulate, her boyfriend had a habit of talking with his mouth full.
by Lifeofloaf December 18, 2016
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Cuntface

A woman that her face looks like an ogre, even Shrek is better looking.

An ugly bitch woman that never been happy no matter what.

Everybody hates her at her workplace because she is mean to everyone especially a bitch to pretty girls that guys at work like.

Workaholic, short, fat girl who works around the clock but never productive and pretend the business owner is her husband by calling him “honey.”

A woman who looks way older (75) then she is (35) due to lack of sex. She tries to have sex with every guy and or dog she sees by giving them drugs or alcohol, she has with her at all time hoping today is the day it will finally happen and still hope and waiting.
“She is so fucking ugly!!! She looks like Shrek.”

“Yeah, she has a Cuntface.”

“Did you see? she writes me up; I was late 1 minute from lunch.”
“What a Cuntface! It’s because of the guys here like you.”

“Who would marry you? You Cuntface”

“ did you see this ugly bitch creature, she took the IT guy to her office and offered him some pills and heavy alcohol so he would have sex with her. “
“OMG, she is a Cuntface. “
“Exactly! a Cuntface. “

“I wouldn’t be surprised if she put peanut butter in her pussy so her dog can lick it.

what a Cuntface.”
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Cuntface

Man, Lynette is such a cuntface.”
by Glocker Tuckwadfinkle September 2, 2021
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cuntfart

The sound and smell of a fish after it is caught and brought onboard of a boat, then burps.
Greg was shocked when the tuna on his line performed a cuntfart
by Greg December 26, 2003
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