Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.
For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad
Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.
by Birgit208 March 14, 2013
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person a: Did he give you any cuni?
female: Oh, yeah!! It was so good, I thought I was going to break my fuckin' toes!!
female: Oh, yeah!! It was so good, I thought I was going to break my fuckin' toes!!
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A Cunicorse, is one third Horse, one third Cow and one third Unicorn. The Cunicorse origanly could only be found in the state of Alaska, but now they can be purchased commonly at any Cunicorse stable, More likely to be seen in Canada or Alaska though.
"Hey Rob Miley, wanna come over tomorow and ride my Cunicorse a bit, it will be totally drool!"
"Heck 7es I Do!!!"
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Get the cunitch mug.A swear word originating in South Yorkshire area, more specifically the Gleadless area, commonly heard in the public houses in that area.
Used as a subtitution for cuntwith a yorkshire slant and extra syllable for good effect. Mainly used by older, broader yorkshiremen but occasionally used by the younger generation.
Used as a subtitution for cuntwith a yorkshire slant and extra syllable for good effect. Mainly used by older, broader yorkshiremen but occasionally used by the younger generation.
No I don't mind you being a nosey cunit!!
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