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Cuntion

An unspecified miniscule space or distance between at least two points...measured only by empirical senses, such as sight, sound or tastes....ie: 'That bullet missed the artery by cuntion or less.'
'Could you turn the noise down just a cuntion.'
'Beans could use a cuntion more salt.'
....Lay-persons have described cuntion as a split-thickness of a cunt hair and as we all know, it takes ten to twelve cunt hairs to equal the thickness of dental floss.
Get a bigger hammer 'cause it only lacks a cuntion of going in.
by TurtleII June 12, 2018
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cuntonium

Noun, An element made of pure cunt. This element is found within all who possess the cuntishness, cuntaceousness, cuntbaggery, and omni-cuntasticness found in all true cunts. Highly radioactive and definitely unstable.
"Jesus fucking Christ, she's running on pure Cuntonium power tonight."
by WizardOfDaHood July 25, 2020
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cuntonupioa

a place in the motherland hidden by all the trees and natural wonders of the world.
the cuntonupioa people are very traditional and avoid all contact from the world, they are said to all be 6ft fucking beast who would run the world if they chose to colonise
damn hes acting like a cunt he must be from cuntonupioa
by DOWNY CODIE April 17, 2023
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Chunion

Chunion. The combination of cheese and onion.
"Will you pass us some chunion crisps."
by Emerlee May 27, 2006
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cunyon

A gaping vagina so loose that it resembles great natural wonders and echoes of lost penises reverberate from its mucous covered walls.
"Yo I hooked up with that chick from work but it wasn't that good cause my dick got lost in her nasty-ass cunyon."
by cwer57 August 21, 2009
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Cuntonese

Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts
Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand
by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010
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Russ's cusion

She got russ's cusion on her face last night
by LazaRuss June 18, 2004
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