cumtastic

when something is so amazing that u cum.

franki: that was incredible
joe: i just cummed my pants
franki: that was friggin cumtastic

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

cum tag

getting off on someones face, while they are asleep. a game normally played between highly preverted individuals. tag, your it!

someone pissed you off so you cum tag them when they are sleeping. your buddy passed out at a party so you cum tag him. your girlfriend was being a whiney bitch so you cum tag her.

by four eyed willy February 28, 2008

cumrag

a rag or cloth used to wipe up excess ejaculation; a woman who enjoys being ejaculated upon; extremely easy woman; notoriously loose

You know Jane the cheerleader? She's the football team's cumrag on road games.

by MartinBlank March 30, 2005

cumtastical

When something is so nice that it gives you the urge to cum on it with extreme vigor and force. These things can include but are not limited to wedding dresses, food, and white people.

You: "Dude that wedding dress is so cumtastical that I'm exploding in my pants just thinking about all the fabric I can ruin in one blow!"
Friend: "What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Fuhrer Sebadragosa X September 4, 2013

Cumtastic!

fantastic......but with a naughty twist, tastefully delicious in a sexual way

that pasta was cumtastic!

by lemonslemons December 2, 2019

Cumbag

A bottom-of-the-barrel hoe who uses her vagina as a storage, or bag, for cum.

Dude, Vanessa's such a cumbag. She fucked twelve guys last night!

I know, bro. She keeps it all in there. She's had six abortions!

by Challie Eme April 1, 2019

cuntagogue

A shrill, annoying, partisan female demagogue. Often (but not always) of the conservative persuasion and definitely batshit crazy.

Man, that Sarah Palin is such a cuntagogue - she blamed the Deepwater Horizon accident on environmentalists. Also.

by Hamas Mouse June 5, 2010