cumonia

The act of inhaling seamen into the lungs and contracting pneumonia in the process.

Beau took a deep breath while receiving the money shot and had to miss work because he caught cumonia.

by h4xxxx June 26, 2009

Compondering

To contemplate something but at the same time to ponder whether or not you should contemplate it.

"Man, I'm compondering eating that on the floor.."

by Kyle Snodgrass February 18, 2009

cumbonara

Most lovers of Italian food enjoy a good old carbonara - bacon, garlic, cream! Can it get any better?

Cumbonara has an extra cream in it, specifically seamen. The more exquisite recipes contain seamen of different ages and donors.

It is a dish commonly served to a soon to be ex-girlfriend for cheating on you.

"I'll take the cumbonara please."

"With spaghetti or gnocchi?"

by Assjack1 May 18, 2012

Cumton

Crouton's phase three and his severe lack of commitment makes him cum when thinking of ex while having dinner with new valentine date. He is forever, cumton.

You're really acting like a cumton right now.

by JEANGREY0001 February 20, 2021

Cumzone

The cumzone is a day in December 1
Where everyone who has completed NNN will have to ejaculate in this day.
It's called cumzone because there will be a lot of people ejaculating this day

Person 1: hey dude NNN just finished and it's cumzone today, want to masturbate later?
Person 2: Yeah sure I'm pretty horny today

by Amelia gaming November 28, 2021

cumpog

A term that in the plural explicitly compares the exchange of bodily fluids during sexual intercourse to the trading of pogs.

In the singular it may refer to a plop, squirt, puddle, drizzle or dollop of ejaculatory fluid.

"Hey baby, wanna trade cumpogs?"

"Patrick! C'mere quick! Someone left a cumpog in the toilet!"

by Patrick Watson December 13, 2008

Cumposer

A person who fakes orgasms.

Jean totally fakes her orgasms, she's a cumposer.

by KetelOne415 March 26, 2009