cumforter

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010

Cumfortable

You are cumfortable when you are home alone and light some candles. Then sit down on a couch with your fireplace on and start wanking to a porn with a good plot.

Guy 1: "I'm home alone for the weekend!"
Guy 2: "Oh awesome man, are you gonna throw a party?"
Guy 1: "Nah man i think i'm just gonna make myself cumfortable"

by TETRlS March 6, 2016

Cumfort

Sexually comforting someone

Similar : Cumforting, cumfortable

Bf:I’m feeling really horny and lonely

Gf: do you want me to cumfort you😏

*having sex*: I’m feeling very cumfortable

by MMamamamsjeun April 10, 2021

cumlord69

Cumlord69 is a very horny person and always try’s to fuck someone cumlord69 is trying to get in everyone’s pants

Cumlord 9 is trying to get in everyone’s pants

Cumlord69 is a horny man and always try’s to get in everyone’s pants

by Honeyisnotyourfriend December 30, 2021

cumcord

supersonic ejaculation (paying tribute to the concord)

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a cumcord....on yo face!

by manyook April 29, 2010

cumfort

When your girl's sad, just dick her down. Cumfort her.

Aiden: Yo man, my girl's sad, what do I do?
Max: Just cumfort her man.
Aiden: Aw neat aight thanks man.

by your morbidly obese mother March 19, 2020

cumfort blanket

The little blanket or cloth that you ejaculate onto so that semen dont get everywhere else.

Dont use that blanket dude. why? Its my cumfort blanket

by MrGrim10001110101 May 20, 2010