cumfarter

A faggot or hetero woman who takes it up the ass

Oh fuck, "Did you hear that cumfarter fart? It sounded like,"Woof, phleef"

by juana phuck January 7, 2006

Cumfart

Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.

Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*

by Saleeeeeeeeem September 12, 2009

Cumfart

When you release gas with secretion in the middle hole.

Meg had to change her pants after she cumfarted.

by Wooshiung September 17, 2019

Cumbarded

To be profusely ejaculated on . To excessively ejaculate on someone multiple times

Chelsea was well versed in kama sutra before I knew it I had cumbarded her all over .

by Denerothagreat916 February 21, 2017

Cumford

Cumford is a person of great wealth and gets with many bitches

Man I wish I was a cumford

by Rodney71 May 30, 2017

Cumfart

When someone gets a little too close for comfort. And to make them uncomfortable, you simply just say in a silly voice "Wow bud, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart."

*creepy old man stands next to you* "woah! 'Scuse me sir, you're a LITTLE too close for cumfart!"

by Comfort69 June 18, 2018

Cumfart

What you are when playing Among Us and you’re name isn’t KingCapper.

Sup Cumfarts

by DildoD September 21, 2020