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Salt on Cucumber 

Very delicious food, some people hate it of course.
For example: Louis Tomlinson just tweeted the other day that Cucumbers are shit.
someone: Do you eat salt on cucumbers
Louis: Is this deliberately provocative? Cucumbers are shit.
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Bestie: But does Salty Cucumber know that Watermelon Sugar is in love with him?
Salt on Cucumber by YEET (SKRRT) December 18, 2020

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch 

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.
Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.
person who allows their mouth to be used for multiple loads of cum.
cumdump by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Cumdumptruck 

(n.) A complete whore who regularly has sex with multiple men, shuffling back and forth from streetcurb to dumpsite. A slut. A filthy, cum gurgling, diesel guzzling machine whose sole function is to be a high-capacity sperm recepticle and conduit of cast-away semen. Any slackjawed, bucktooth, googly-eyed, semen hungry fuck socket may qualify. Phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever be.
Did you see that nasty skank smoking newports topless in a mini-skirt and combat boots? Dag G! What a cumdumptruck!

On the other side of every glory hole is a cumdumptruck.
Cumdumptruck by Jefferson H.N. November 3, 2011

Cucumber 

Sarah: the cucumber fits really well in the salad
Earl: thanks
Cucumber by Stoverman October 13, 2019

cumcussion 

ingesting so much cum that you get brain damage
Emily got a cumcussion after that bookaki last night
cumcussion by sasha grey January 4, 2013