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San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 1, 2009
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asian calculator

Girl 1: Damn, the whole class failed the Calculus test except one person.
Girl 2: I thought your teacher said there would be a curve?
Girl 1: Oh.. He did, but that asian calculator threw it off.
by Sue Kmai Wang January 14, 2006
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Calculator Boy

A kid who plays with his calculator all day.He would show off his calculator then diss you cause his is better then yours.
"Look at them Calculator Boys over there"
"I wish I had a Calculator like them Calculator Boys"
by Richard Kenobi July 26, 2005
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Cuckulator

A cute penis that does well in math.
Emma at the Human Resources got herself a new cuckulator, she is enjoying it at work!
by Anonymous 006 June 25, 2020
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Calculator Cum

When you find your calculator so hot that you cum all over it and the semen seeps into the buttons of your calculator making it hard to press the buttons
Friend: Why is your calculator buttons not working
Me: Its the case of Calculator Cum
by HentaiEnthusiast March 6, 2023
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Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.
Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
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Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
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by Carbonicci April 26, 2014
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multiply without a calculator

To reproduce, formally or to fuck, casually speaking.
I caught two students trying to multiply without a calculator in the lockers and we ended up in doing a three-way multiplication.
by selfimportantsht May 17, 2021
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