1.(noun) a female condom goes inside girl
2.(verb)when you jizz on a girl's inner leg and the cum drips in her vagina just like how with umbrella water always drips on you
3.(noun) an item a girl put over her vagina when she gives you a hand job and lets you cum all over her while she is naked alot like a famle condom but instead it covers the vagina
2.(verb)when you jizz on a girl's inner leg and the cum drips in her vagina just like how with umbrella water always drips on you
3.(noun) an item a girl put over her vagina when she gives you a hand job and lets you cum all over her while she is naked alot like a famle condom but instead it covers the vagina
1.we wanted to have sex but i didnt have a condom so we used a cumbrella
2. he just had sex and i cam all over her leg and let it drip in her vagina
3.she gave me a hand job naked and wanted cum on her but she didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cumbrella
2. he just had sex and i cam all over her leg and let it drip in her vagina
3.she gave me a hand job naked and wanted cum on her but she didn't want to get pregnant so she used a cumbrella
by EliCashWhoFoughtGodlessSavages November 18, 2011
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The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.
Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.
Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.
Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.
Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.
Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.
Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.
Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.
Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021
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She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).
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Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.
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Get the Cumbrella mug.False eye lashes in ungodly size so to protect your retinas from getting cum in them when he pulls out and gives her a dirty raccoon.
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