cutler

CUTLER / or past / CUTLERED

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.

"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."

by muggster November 13, 2016

jay cutlering

(verb): The act of looking uninspired and lazy while doing a job that you are overpaid to do.

"Yeah, it's not pretty but I am jay cutlering my way through it".

by Bexol December 17, 2014

Gentleman Jay Cutler

A professional football player who cries like a puss until he gets traded, acquires a fat multi-year contract, and everybody says they love him. When accomplished he puts on an Armani suit and smiles.

"Looks like Gentleman Jay Cutler just threw another interception...what a fucking tool!"

by MileHighIdiot October 29, 2009

Jay Cutler

NFL quarterback who threw a pussy fit when new coach Josh McDaniels came to Denver.

Went to Chicago and sucked ass and threw more interceptions than anyone ever thought possible.

Also has a fat face and looks like he is always stoned!

Person 1: Look at that dumb ass loser
Person 2: Yea he looks like a Cutler

He threw more interceptions than Jay Cutler

by CBS Man November 24, 2009

Jay Cutler

See crybaby

Former Denver Broncos quarterback, he threw a big fit and demanded a trade when he found out new head coach Josh McDaniels was planning on replacing him with Matt Cassel.

Jay Cutler is extremely athletic but him and Kyle Orton are statistically the same. I don't know why Bears fans think he's the second coming or whatever.

by katie was here July 18, 2009

Cutlery

Getting the 'Cutlery' (Fork, Spoon, Knife). loose terms for a night out.

Getting Forked (fucked, drunk), getting Spooned (sexual act, having sex), getting knifed (starting/getting involved in a fight)

X: dude, what'd you get up to last night
Y: Aw, I got the cutlery mate
X: What happened?
Y: well I was in town, absolutely pissed, get a bit jiggy with this chick, then her boyfriend shows up 'n' starts a fight
X: whada cunt
Y: 's what I told him...

by Lazmatazz November 8, 2009

Cutler

This is a guy who really cares about you and makes you feel beautiful inside and out. He does the cutest things ever and is the most kind guy that you will ever meet. He has flaws but no one cares because his amazing attitude shines through anyway. He is an amazing boyfriend that doesn't want a short relationship but a long and meaningful one.

Oh look it's Cutler with all those ladies!

by Unicat lover November 25, 2014