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Alice Cullen

One of the four or five characters in the Twilight Saga that isn't a Mary Sue and/or Gary Stu. She's described as pixie-like throughout the series, with black spiky hair, pale skin, (obviously, she's a vampire) and she's the smallest family member. She was one of the Cullens that wanted Bella to remain alive in Twilight when the family argued about whether or not to kill her when Edward saved her life in fear of exposure. Her mate is Jasper Hale, another one of the non-Gary Stu characters. She was changed by a vampire who loved her in her human life (which she doesn't have any real recollection of), who was killed by James (the one who tried to kill Bella in the first book). Her full human name was Mary Alice Brandon.
Person # 1: Alice Cullen is the only good character in the series.

Person # 2: With maybe the exceptions of Jasper Hale and Jane Volturi.

*begin argument about how Jane is evil*
by Nicole2016 July 23, 2011
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Edward Cullen

every boyfriend's nightmare
Girlfriend: You know, Edward Cullen would never do that
Boyfriend: ?!
by Pink_TeaCupss February 22, 2009
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giving an Edward Cullen

The act of going down on a girl when she's on her period.
"Dude, did you hook up with that chick?"

"Yeah. I went all the way down on her. She was on her period too."

"Damn, you gave her an Edward Cullen? Takes guts, man."

He wants to hook up, but I'm on my period. Guess he'll be giving an Edward Cullen tonight!
by espenant October 18, 2011
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Carlisle Cullen

Dr. Carlisle Cullen is the "adopted" father of Edward Cullen and his "siblings" in the novelTwilight by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire, but works at the local hospital because he likes to help people.
"It could happen to anyone," Carlisle Cullen spoke to Bella and she felt a tugging sensation on her arm.
"It COULD, but it just about seems to just happen to me." Bella sighed.
(or something like that)
by alice cullen April 16, 2007
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Edward Cullen

A fictional character, and primary love interest of the first person narrator Isabella Swan in Stephenie Meyer's 'Twilight' series.

He lives in Forks, Washington.

He is a Meyerpire, a being that suffers from a psychosis leading him to believe he is a 'vampire'.

A one hundred and eight year old virgin (until the latest installment 'Breaking Dawn'), he is trapped in the body of a seventeen year old boy, sparkles in the sunlight, has the ability to move super fast (despite the fact that he is described as 'marble-like') and has a wide variety of 'speshul' powers.

He is adored by teenage girls and Catholic priests alike, and is so 'perfect' in every way that he actually shits flowers.

He later becomes the father of Renesmee (Affectionately referred to as 'Nessie' and 'Renestard'), a half-Meyerpire, half-human hybrid who is also 'perfect' and is imprinted on by the self-styled Pedo-Wolf Jacob Black.

He is often used as a reference for unimpressive or ‘pussy’ vampires, despite the fact that he is not in fact a vampire.

See also: Stalker.
"I like glitter... does that make me gay?"

"If you're Edward Cullen."
by Sayer of Many Truths December 22, 2008
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Edward Cullen

a stalker who breaks into young girls houses and watches them sleep. He also sparkles and doesnt see anything wrong in killing bambi's relatives.
Kid 1: ...So I broke into her house and watched her slepping
Kid 2: thats creepy! youre soo an Edward Cullen!
by vampires_dont_sparkle March 8, 2009
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Edward Cullen Effect

The Edward Cullen effect is when your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you for somebody that does not exist. This is named after Edward Cullen from the Twilight series, as many fangirls broke it off after she "wanted somebody more like Edward Cullen."
Girl: I'm sorry but...I'm breaking up with you.
Guy: Why?
Girl: I just want...somebody more like Edward.
Guy: (Later) She dumped me for somebody that doesn't even exist...what a douche bag.
Guy2: That's the Edward Cullen Effect, man.
by TheMysteryPosterrrrrrrrrr September 12, 2009
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