Cuban Time

A length of time that is extended beyond the normal measure or standard by society. Usually by an incrementing setting, such as hours later than expected.

IE: Alternate dimension of time that Cubans use or those native to the Miami area.

Dude where is Getter with the Rp ?

Dunno man he runs on Cuban Time.

by Shiaru Ishtar March 31, 2011

cuban frappe

To piss in a coffee cup, eg. frappe or starbucks cup

- Dude you really did a Cuban Frappe into a starbucks?
- I am not telling you about the process.

by str4t0s March 22, 2023

salty cuban

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.

Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"

by millboy May 31, 2013

rusty file cabinet

The act of shooting your goo inside a girl's butt and then taking a crap in her vagina.

Beatrice wanted me to unload my feces in her and not get her pregnant, so we finished with a rusty file cabinet.

by Hambubgerderf November 16, 2011

cubicle farm

monotonous office environment characterized by white collar slaves wasting there lives in pseudo-offices with four foot walls while slowly morphing into zombies.

After 3 hours in the cubicle farm, i could feel my brain turning into a mushy mass of rotten pudding-like material.

by eus091142 December 18, 2003

Cubic Ortometer

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.

Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.

by Anzio24 November 9, 2012

Cubied

When you heard something tame as something absolutly sexual, or outrageous

Damn you really just cubied us mishearing that word.

by Shinryii February 7, 2023