cubicle demotion

A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.

Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from the window view to a wall view.

by bplumeau May 13, 2009

cubicoitus

The act of sexual intercourse between two people who work in adjoining cubicles.

Joe: Boy oh boy, that Mary sure is HOT!! We finally got a chance to do 'the thing' yesterday. Sure glad we didn't get caught!

Mike: Ohhh, so you finally got around to cubicoitus, eh? Good job!!

by officesally August 23, 2010

cubicle psychosis

Mental illness that occurs in workers restricted to cubicles for 8 hours a day

Mary is on medical leave. She was a hard worker but broke down and had a bad case of cubicle psychosis.

by drjudyg November 5, 2010

Cubicle Farm

A monotonous office environment characterized by approximately 3.3 walls, no doors and ceilings in attempt to make you feel like you have private space. Generally white-collar drones wandering off (mentally) in hope of making it through the week without aggravating the farmer (boss).

John found his mind wandering to the hot girl down the row in the cubicle farm.

by Daydreamin15 February 18, 2015

Safety Cubicle

An area to escape to in the workplace for a time out. This is typically required when you think your manager is looking for you, when fellow staff members are becoming more annoying than usual, or in its chronic form when you simply overhear your name being mentioned in casual conversation.
Usually the Safety Cubicle is located in the gents toilets where one can partake in some Twitter Shitter and hide that Fear Boner until the moment passes.

Officer X: Where's he just run off to?
Officer Y: Don't know.. Think I heard him muttering something about safety cubicle. I was too busy talking about some reality tv shit whilst surfing the desktop.
Officer X: He'd only just got in and sat down too.

by numlash October 9, 2016

Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

As defined by Dilbert (the Animated Series). Symptoms Include Blurred Vision, Muscle Joint Pain, Fatigue, Depression, and Hearing Loss. Patient will initially will Deny that they have it. If You think You have it, You have it.

I think He's a Zombie. No he's just been working alot. He's suffering from Chronic Cubicle Syndrome

by 5t4r October 3, 2011

Cubicle Cruiser

A male, typically a pervert, who strolls around in his suit and tie. Likely to be found cruising cubicles or any other office area. If you find one of these near you hit them with a tranquilizer dart and keep them away from all female employees.

Did you see that cubicle cruiser on the bus? He was definitely checking out that swampdonkey in the corner.

by Laphonso September 28, 2010