Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise

The act of retaining a concoction of corn syrup and black food coloring in one's rectum moments or sometimes hours before performing anal sex; terrifying the penetrator.

Yeah, my girlfriend is way too devoted to Halloween, man. She even pulled Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise on me. I had ants in my apartment for weeks.

Cthulhu's Sticky Surprise by Dunkeroo November 29, 2019

Cthulhu'd 

To have an octopus or any other betentacled sea-nasty latch onto your face, usually with the more gribbly of appendages dangling down from the chin.

Holy Yath n'Gai, Batman! Steve just got Cthulhu'd!

Cthulhu'd by CthulhuRisen May 14, 2011

cthulhu blowjob 

While giving a blowjob, begin talking like the Cookie Monster.

Your mom game me a cthulhu blowjob. So I ate her.

cthulhu blowjob by MarkusR February 27, 2009

Cthulhu style 

When it goes back to the dark, dark R'lyeh with all of it's tentacles (here the tongue).

Turn around, i'm gonna lick it, Cthulhu style!

Cthulhu style by Wilfreox6 June 13, 2018

Cthulhu Queef 

A fat bitch who makes all you favorite characters homophobic

Everyone making homophobic Jean Gray Tik Toks like they’re Cthulhu Queef

Cthulhu Queef by Homo-Erectus June 22, 2021

Cthulhu_queef 

A Cthulhu_Queef is someone who makes comic characters homophobic even if that character has no homophobic history. Most Cthulhu_Queefs are also hunters who have been killing deers since they were 9
All queefs hate a character named Jean grey

Cthulhu_Queef is very funny but not as funny as e2le

Cthulhu_queef by E2le June 22, 2021

cthulhu_queef 

cthulhu_queef is one of the best comic tik tokers to ever exist

creator of homophobic!jean grey

cthulhu_queef carries comic tik tok

cthulhu_queef by mfan123 June 22, 2021