crystelle

Crystelle Wehbe is just one ordinary person trying to find love. He personality is open ended and is one way to make others laugh. Crystelle is often afraid of birds. Especially when she walks outside to do laundry and sees a couple of birds.

She is such a Crystelle Wehbe

by Iamjoseph April 27, 2017

crysterbate

crysterbating is when girls get really upset about getting broken up with and masturbate while tears are streaming down their face into their cunts and moistening their clitoris.

you're welcome.

Jenny was devastated after Joe dumped her. As she sat on her bed, sobbing uncontrollably, she realized her tears had soaked through her panties, moistening her clitoris into a swollen, tender state. She could no longer control her urges, and began to crysterbate furiously while tears poured down her face.

by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010

Dirty Crystelle

when a girl uses a ball of any type to shove up her ass and shit it out in her partners mouth

The Dirty Crystelle is a move that really gets me turned on!

by xxpeachesxx April 16, 2020

Crystelle

A big asshole that will steal your man from you watch out 👀

Rishi being such a crystelle right now

by Suckadixkkjj July 22, 2019

Crystearbate

When you are depressed but have a mean erection and have to masturbate and cry. Like it is 2am and you are thinking about an ex or just get a random mean erection during a depression episode and as you engage in masturbation you think of something sad during the climax and your cry from your dick and you eyes.

Last night was rough, I was in a bad state of mind but damn I had to crystearbate

by Dongwa May 2, 2019

cryptex

The amazing godly developer, the true cryptex. He is smart and smart.

Cryptex is so smart, smart = cryptex.

by cryptex_ January 23, 2021

crystella

Deez nuts

She had crystella in her mouth

by Jo mum December 6, 2021