Portrayed accurately in Little Ashes by Robert Pattinson when his gay lover hooks up with the girl he loves while he is in the room (confused yet? Don't be, basically Robert Pattinson is incapable of playing a character that questions his sexuality) (oh by the way, Little Ashes is an accurate portrayl of Salvador Dali's life, soooo as far as I know, Salvador Dali is the only case of crysterbation in mass media. More win for surrealists) "I thought he was simply crying in his room until he ran out of breath and I heard something else; he was clearly crysterbating."
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Verb: To Crysterbate
Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.
Billy: Wheres Dillon?
Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again
Cry-sterbating is when a guy stands in a corner, crying using his own tears as lube while he jerks off sobbing, nuts into a teaspoon, drinks the nut because he's low on zinc, and then sits in the fetal position rocking back and forth wondering "When the hell did my life get so depressing?" Then he remembers and does it all again. Just like shampoo directions, rinse, wash, and repeat.
Billy: Wheres Dillon?
Josh: He's probably at home cry-sterbating again
Dillon tends to crysterbate instead of masturbating because his life is so fucked up. Plus he's low on zinc.
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2. A combination of the words "creepy" and "hipster."
2. A combination of the words "creepy" and "hipster."
Stefon: I really like this pillow. The message embroidered on it reminds me of this sui generis image I saw on Mixel the other day.
Vanessa: Um, okay.
Stefon: Can I keep it? Its cuddly form reminds me of my childhood.
Vanessa: What? No. You're such a creester.
Vanessa: Um, okay.
Stefon: Can I keep it? Its cuddly form reminds me of my childhood.
Vanessa: What? No. You're such a creester.
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Person 2: No, he's staying in, he's such a cramster!!111ONE OMFG
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