Cruze

If you are named cruze you are simply a simp. You cant prove it wrong

"Cruze is such a simp" "I know right what a simp"

by wolvzz the simp finder February 27, 2020

Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Dirty Cruze

A Dirty Cruze is when you twerk on your friends and then fuck them with or without consent while jerking off 7 black guy after eating indian food

Boy's let's do a dirty cruze, now!

by Jimithycricketyummytamtummy September 10, 2025

Mitch cruze

An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.

Oh that Mitch Cruze at it again

by Sk07ch November 3, 2018

Cruze

A genius

Cruze must be a genius.

by Don’tReach November 23, 2021

Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

cruzed

Seeing porn on your twitter feed because someone else liked it

"I got cruzed today, it was lesbian porn too!"

by Babymamamams September 13, 2017