Crustle

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.

“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”

by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

Crittle

Crittle is this awesome chick..i find very intriguing. She is a friend. A damn true one and she'll never leave your side when you are in Need. She's got a beautiful soul and just like your Donna... simply irresistible. She too is as if the sun never stops shining when she is around.

Now she is definitely a Crittle. She ain't left her side since her breakdown. Now that's a bad bitch right there.

by Miss Understood81 October 29, 2021

Crittle

To crittle is to very invasively rummage through another person's belongings. Usually a habit of hardcore tweakers, especially those in Fairbanks and North Pole ALASKA!!!! Bunch of crittlin' MFers up there.

"Can you please make sure no one goes in my room while I'm not home... I hate when people crittle my sh*t when I'm not home"

Or

"I'm bored... Hey let's go to the transfer sites and crittle!"

by LittleMama907 March 25, 2022

Cuttlefish

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.

Oderus's cuttlefish busted all over the crowd!

The pigs confiscated Oderus's cuttlefish for evidence.

by jägermonsta November 11, 2008

Crittler

A chav from around Kent, mostly Thanet, enjoys train stations, mcdonalds, trackies, nike footwear and clothes, would like to just do it.

1:CRITTLER ON A MOTORBIKE
2:CRITTLER ON ROLLERBLADES
3:CRITTLER IN A CAR
4:CRITTLER ON A MOPED
5:CRITTLER ON A TRAIN
6:CRITTLER SMOKING A DOOBIE
7:CRITTLER ROBBING CORNER SHOP
8:CRITTLER GETTING CUFFED
9:CRITTLER STEALING YOUR MONIES
10:CRITTLER DRINKING STELLA

by Kikikikikikikjob June 14, 2011

Crettle

To tap ones fingers together sequentially in the style of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

Often used when scheming or just generally being malicious.

Mr. Burns Crettled his fingertips while thinking of a new way to rule the world.

by Danny_Ocean June 27, 2009

cuttlefish

n. - one who is bad. The name is derived from that of the cephalopod, which looks as though it would be a poor kisser. The slimy, moist, decidedly unsolid appearance of the creature also no doubt contribute to the use of its name this context.

That guy Emily hooked up with last night was a total cuttlefish, always ramming his tongue down her throat. gross.

by knut September 26, 2004