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Cupertino

Figurative. A state of mind in which one is present in the here and now, experiencing life as good regardless of circumstance. It is always sunny and 85 in Cupertino. It's an attitude of gratitude and detachment. A sense of durable well being.
"I am in Cupertino!" "Let's meet me in Cupertino?"
by Happyallthetime May 24, 2014
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cupertino

The land of the non-Ghetto where kindergardeners run with 40 GIG iPods, elemetary schoolers compare helicopters and high schoolers don't have enough money for lunch.
"That's all? A voice activated locker? Check out my new Boeing 747!"
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Cu·per·ti·no

1. A city of western California west of San Jose. It has an electronics industry. Population: 40,263.
2. A bubble full of sheltered kids
3. Often hang outs are Starbucks, Santa Clara Billiards, or Tapioca Express.
4. Three main rules:
a. Don't fuck with asian people
b. Don't fuck with the o.g.'s
c. Don't fuck with the asian o.g.'s
5. A gram of weed is $10-15
6. Lynbrook HS, Monta Vista HS, Cupertino HS, Homestead HS, Fremont HS
7. Keep peace
guy a: where you from man?
guy b: cupertino
guy a: where the fuck is that
guy b: my surburb ghetto.
by mwhaha May 18, 2005
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CRAPER

(crayper) Creep + Raper; a person (usually male) who tries way too hard with chicks, who are usually younger, and displays rapist qualities. He is not a proven rapist but frequently displays inappropriate behavior towards women such as grabbing or fondling when they are too fucked up.
That kid Brent is a craper. He went into the shower with those two girls who didn't even know him.
by Baby DEEck September 2, 2010
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cupert

To constantly beat the shit out ya mrs for not getting her bazongas out.
Reuben Armstrong cuperts his girlfriend everyday. She is soon to die.
by RoadToDeek August 7, 2023
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Nut Crumper

1. A person or persons who make your life more difficult by overworking you. This person usually has authority or seniority over you and is always busting your balls to make you do things.

2. A breakdance move that involves waving your arms and hands near your genitals repeatedly.
1. My dad yelled at me all day to finish my school project so I think he is such a Nut Crumper.

2. Did you see that man doing the nut crumper dance, waving his arms towards his balls looking like he was masturbating with both hands?
by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008
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Tyler Crupe

Gay boyscout with a fucked up jawline. Pretends to know what he’s talking about.
A Tyler Crupe joined my club and it’s not fun
by SiXnOvAVortEX December 8, 2018
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