Crumply

and old, grumpy and crabby woman that won't get off your case about anything...who also needs to get laid asap! most likely has a sandy vagina LOL

She's such a crumply bitch.

by torosgirl January 5, 2009

crumpy nipples

its when your nipples get crumpy

whoa man, those are some crumpy nipples

by Fizzymandogthing July 18, 2003

chumpty

Someone who most often is short with blonde hair, and is a bit of a numpty

"Look at Rob, he's looking like a chumpty"

by Guydell May 21, 2018

cumpty

a cuddly numpty who plays fortnite

oh boy he's a cumpty

by FireStickPixels October 31, 2018

Crumpy

The feeling you have when waking up on a Monday and it's raining

i woke up feeling super crumpy today, the rain isn't stopping and I need to go to work.

by 14752ewsdc October 2, 2019

Crumpy

Something that's shitty, yet somehow fun.

"Hey have you played Sonic 06 before?"
"Yeah dude thats a really crumpy game."
"Are you on shrooms again?"
"Yea"

by cerealkiller092 February 9, 2021

crumpety-mouthed

(of an actor) quite eccentric, illogical

the crumpety-mouthed character of Charles Dance

by Betaic November 8, 2021