Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."

Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."

by Andrew and David December 23, 2007

Booty Crumpin'

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.

Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."

by mckrider November 6, 2009

Dublin in Crumlin

Sex act.

Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop

Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin

Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??

Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin

Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?

by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019

minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011

crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.

Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.

by ilbisaac September 13, 2005

Crunkin'

The act of any Emergency Services apparatus (especially Fire Department) cruising through flooded-out areas and checking for floating bodies.

Once we were through crunkin', we headed back to the station.

by Woobey March 24, 2007

Crumpin' Fuglies

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.

by da' guv January 8, 2011