Nick Crompton

A fucking fat cow who thinks England is a city

Girl: so where are you from
Dude: my city England
Girl; so your a nick crompton

by superepiclampshade August 6, 2017

Crop Block

When a friend Cock Blocks you by Crop Dusting the area where you are talking to a girls at the bar.

"Damn it. I can't believe he Crop Blocked me last night."
"What do you mean?"
"He kept farting and Crop Dusting the whole bar last night and that made the girl I was talking to leave."
"That Sucks"
"Yeah what an asshole, I had that chick in the bag until I got crop blocked."

My married friends find it humorous to eat Chipotle prior to going out for the sole reason of Crop Blocking me while talking to girls at the bar.

by Wan-Stamos January 14, 2011

Crop or flop

If u don't crop then u flop. Used often on Floptok.💅💅💅💅💅💅💋💋💋💋💋😍😍😍😍😍😍

Crop or flop!!!!!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😜😜😜😜😜😜😜💋💋💋💋😍😍😍💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

by WizardFrogge March 7, 2022

cropdusting

The act of starting at one end of a person-filled room, ripping a nasty fart (the "thick" ones are better, as they cling more), then moving briskly to the other end of the room, staying ahead of your own stench, yet "dusting" the rest of the room with your flatulence.

I quickly went out the door to avoid blame after cropdusting the room.

by Aftershock October 29, 2004

Cropdusted

The act a coworker may commit in the work place , turning loose a silent but deadly fart , in the vicinity of coworkers , as the "cropduster" passes by .

DAMMIT MAN !! Craig sure cropdusted the entire shop with that one !

by Bite-Me April 27, 2008

Crop Dust

The practice of passing gas in a crowd of people unbeknownst to them

While walking through the mall, I crop dusted the unsuspecting holiday shoppers.

by Jeff M October 20, 2003

crowpeck

Australian (maybe Queensland). To make a fist with one hand, making sure your middle knuckle is protruding. Then go up behind someone and rap them hard over the back of the head with the extended knuckle.
Painful and surprising. Mostly done by jocks and thugs on dorkwads and Warcraft players.

Watch me crowpeck that little dickweed.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006