When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.
by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003
Get the crotchedmug. (v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005
Get the Crotchmug. The action of food falling on, or caressing one's crotch before one shares that food with someone else or consumes it entirely.
Oh no! My (insert food name here) has been crotched!
No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
No thanks, I don't want any, it's been crotched.
by Harmony_b April 21, 2009
Get the Crotchedmug. by L.Bizzle October 8, 2005
Get the crotchedmug. The under carriage of a person
by MW May 8, 2003
Get the crotchmug. Over enthusiastic "cavity search" between female prison inmates. Often used in combination with a massive fistful of butter.
by Coont March 2, 2011
Get the Crotchedmug. Besides the obvious definition, it also means to throw something away. Such as an illegal drug or drug paraphernalia.
by The_semi stoner March 10, 2022
Get the Crotchmug.