Crotchal Region

The crotchal region includes anything between the love trail and the taint. Can also include the exit only area (applies to guys only...except when in jail) but this only applies when the size of the foot impacting this area is over 12".

It's science.

Go ahead and try to kick me in my crotchal region and see what happens nucka.

by oldcarsbreakdown February 28, 2009

crotchal

entire area of groin

I like her crotchal area

by Tom, the PM November 18, 2010

Crotchal

the area where your huevos are located (in the male) or where the vajayjay is (in the female)
its described as the general area of those parts.

"I'm going to kick you in the huevos, located in your crotchal region."

by Jo Bo January 6, 2006

Crotchal Region

In or around the area of the crotch.

Man: "Please do not flick my crotchal region. It is fragile."

by Pleasedonotflickmycrotch June 25, 2012

crotchroll

When, at a sporting event, someone is doing pre or post-game stretching on the ground and rolls onto your waterbottle such that his/her crotch area contacts it.

"Hey dude, you just crotchrolled my water bottle!"

by anvildoc July 26, 2009

crotchbulge

1. (noun) A slang term synonymous with crapping one's pants.

My wife got a nasty crotchbulge last week while I was reading in the shitter. I didn't get sex for a week because of that!

by Pea Tear Griffyn August 9, 2004

crotchblasted

When someone is hit in the crotch really hard by troop 330 the badass troop

he turned around before i deadassed him and got crotchblasted

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005