cronch

When something to eat is very very damn hard crispy then you say so

Eating popcorn
Nobody:

Skrunky: *CRONCH*

by Tizflint March 24, 2019

Cronch

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions

That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch

by Cronch giver February 24, 2019

Cronch

A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.

John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.

by Jdbruxkaorn October 8, 2017

Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020

Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"

1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches

by stocktonslap February 7, 2024

Cronch

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021

Cronch

A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen

Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch

by micah-siddiqui June 19, 2022