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No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!
by blanket456 December 18, 2012
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Coconut Gun

Fires in spurts. If you get shot you'll probably die
Oh god no his coconut gun can fire in spurts
by upinyocribdawg68 May 8, 2020
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special coconut

A individual that does some suspicious activities that will cause you to question if are they okay in the head
by on August 18, 2019
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Use your coconut

1) Making wise decisions ( informal)

2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision

3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)
1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.

2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.
by Reno Glavictoz September 4, 2010
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Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.
Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.
by Lean Gus August 2, 2011
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Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.
Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.
by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019
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Coconut Mall

U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH UR FRIENDS TO TOTALLY COCONUT MALL THEM. TU TU TUT UTUTU
Person1: Hey look at this video!
Person2: What is this?
Person1: U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED
by DEUNNIS February 3, 2021
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