chocolardiac arrest

The name of a chocolate dessert. Used in Strong Bad email 'Bottom 10', where Strong Bad states that included in his bottom 10 is the ridiculous trend of giving chocolate desserts dangerous names.

Chocolardiac Arrest

(also, there is This Brownie Might Kill You and Chocozuma's Revenge)

by kerslo August 12, 2005

crocobug

An individual who has been through so much shit to the point where it feels like a fever dream

Person 1: Did you hear about the person that went to the hospital over some fucking ham?
Person 2:Let me guess. Crocobug?
Person 1: Obviously. It's not even funny anymore I'm just concerned.

by Bitchword June 29, 2021

crocodile cheers

Empty or insincere displays of encouragement that demonstrate superficial support of a person or thing.

As Mariano Rivera took the mound in Fenway during his final season, the crocodile cheers of Boston Red Sox fans halfheartedly echoed from the Green Monster.

by Laughlynne August 30, 2013

Chocolate Churn

When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.

Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.

by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015

Chocolate Milk Guy

Don't touch a man's chocolate milk.

"think about respect and just understanding how shit happens in the world"

-chocolate milk guy

by jeofry September 18, 2019

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023

Choco Chompers

Shit on your teeth after sucking a dick that's been stuck in a dirty asshole. (Choco - short for chocolate.)

Did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a shitty dick, cuz you've got choco chompers.

Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.

by jjc452 December 20, 2010