CRIPtOE LAD™

CRIPtOE LAD™ is the REAL Cryptoland. It's a place with many tourist attractions such as Shrek's outhouse, the wall of NFTs, and more!

WOAH BROS is that the REAL CRIPtOE LAD™???? WOAH LET'S SEE SHREK'S OUTHOUSE

by uhmognus_enjoyer January 27, 2022

cryptonaut

A self-taught nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code and does it in a sexy way; whereas, a cryptologist is a straight-edge nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code but has no sense of style and most likely enjoys puzzles only he/she can solve.

The entire Northeast power grid went offline Friday night - cryptonauts have all the fun!

by BlkFlg October 9, 2023

Eric Crapton

A country singer who sings and plays the guitar on the toilet while crapping.

Ben: Tears in Heaven is the best song by Eric Crapton.
Gregory: Well so is Gayla.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Criston

See Mr. Amazing.

"Wait, is that Criston running down the road?"
"I think so...I heard he beat Forrest Gump in a foot race."

by The incredibles October 20, 2012

cryptonessian

High grade marijauna witch is similer to chronic.genrally found in the southeastern united states namely florida.also known as crip,crippy,crypto,criptornic,hy-crip and cripy's.Genarly has a lime green appercence with some crystals and red hairs or can be just green or green with red hairs,also it is sensamilla meaning it has no seeds

hey you wanna blow some cryptonessian

by ianisthebestinthewest December 27, 2006

Criptobitch

A girl that wants you to believe that she's good, loyal and reliable, but inside she's a real megasuperbloodybitch :v

You see that girl? She's a total bloody criptobitch.

by Doctor Papu :v May 24, 2016

Cryptonian

A cryptonian is crypto currency investor

I just made £2 million profit from Bitcoin and Ethereum. Neil Gordon is a very happy Cryptonian today.

by N Gordon Sh!t Rainman January 9, 2018