cripplt

noun: someone who has no physical, or psychological handicap...other than the fact that they are complete idiots.

I waited for 10 minutes for this cripplt guy at the self check-out line...he only had 6 items! 10 minutes?!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

crippling depression

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016

crispyjoy

Superior to 😂 in any way, shape, or form. Crispyjoy is the peak of emojis. Crispyjoy is the deep fried cousin of 😂. Crispyjoy will make your life better. Crispyjoy will not fill you with cringe every time it appears. Crispyjoy depicts laughter of the highest order. Crispyjoy is love. Crispyjoy is life.

Bask in its perfection.

Guy: hey, I think ipvansh is better than nordvansh-
Intellectual: crispyjoy, no.

by yootayote September 7, 2019

Crispy boy

A (typically domestic) beer kept in the crisper drawer of a refrigerator because the door is full of Pepper sauces and the shelves are filled with steaks.

Hey, Nance, toss a crispy boy out here to Chad while I show him how to grill these T-bones.

by Chuckie_Lows July 27, 2018

i have crippling depression

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz

(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

by Suicide Itself January 2, 2017

Chippy Oik

Definitions =
Chippy - Sensitive and defensive about their feeling of inferiority.
Oik - An obnoxious person.
Chippy Oik - An inferior obnoxious person.

"You're a chippy oik and I've had a belly full of you" - Lady C

by molmol44 December 22, 2019

Crappy Sack

Crappy Sack is a game identical to hacky sack except you can play with any sort of object EXCEPT a traditional ball or hacky sack. The most common objects used are empty beer cans or keg cups. Other objects can include, but are not limited to: crumpled up paper, wallets, bottle caps, and cell phones.

If you are playing with several people at once and the crappy sack makes it around to each person without hitting the ground, a Crap is achieved and everyone rejoices. Not an easy feat when plastered.

Person 1: You guys want to get a round of crappy sack in?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about??

by MotorboatinSOB October 30, 2007