Exotic Cricket

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

Blue gum moon cricket

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.

Yo, did ya'll peep Mr. Johnson down on W. 63rd? He a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

Cold as Cricky

A superlative adjectival phrase that aptly describes when someone or something becomes devoid of all emotion or heat

Bro 1: Are those Coors Lights as cold as the Rockies?
Bro 2: Easily, brah -- they're as Cold as Cricky
Bro 1: Shit son! Watch out for frostbite

by xijhing August 21, 2009

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

by WmB December 22, 2013

Crillman

Being negative, boring, never wanting to do anything,
A specific walk (the crillman walk) head down, not lifting your feet off the floor
Thinking everything is either "shit" or "gay"
wanting to kill yourself or being depressed at everything going on around you

that was such a crillman statement

by tob1357 April 8, 2011

cilk

cilk is cum and milk mixed, for no reason at all

cinna: hmmm I'd like some cilk
speedo: sure

by atyzin April 8, 2021

Crild

A mix between the words; Crying and Child, mainly used by people who hate Children.

"Fuck that Crild."

by DFGIRFDIUONJFIONDGHOINJHBJKNL May 22, 2022