dick click

When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.

I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.

by anahicamina February 6, 2013

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot

He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick

by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019

dick click

a) A close group of straight guy friends. Makes it hard for a girl to approach guy that is in one.

b) A group of gay guys that are really close but are just friends

Jennifer: Did you talk to Stephen?

Michelle: No, I coulnd't! He was with his dick click as usual.

Jennifer: omg wtf

by Michelle the PB January 26, 2008

Chick to Dick Ratio

This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.

At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!

by The All Blacks Rule!!! April 3, 2007

Dick Click

A disorder of the temporomandibular joint symptomatic of a click caused by excessive dick sucking.

I was sucking johnnys dick last night and now i have a dick click!!!!

by backactionhoe July 15, 2014

Dick Click

When you go on Omegle and you see a dick and you hit skip.

This guy was stroking his dick on Omegle so i dick clicked him.

by moistdoors June 13, 2018

Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born

Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke

by Memeskeepmealive24/7 May 16, 2018