You're in the car driving along with a friend, and they can't find their phone.
Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!
Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!
Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!
Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!
Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!
Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!
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Ex 2: The young girl sat in the corner of the room, silently wishing she could outgrow her crevacious disposition and finally prove that she could make a name for herself.
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Dude, I was going to go down on this chick I met in the bar last night but she ended up having a bad case of cervical squids.
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A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.
Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.
Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.
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Get the Anal Crevice mug.The Crevice of Justice, or the "COJ" is the space at the base of the penile shaft, between the base of the penis, and the anus.
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