creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.

person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009

Crease Fuzz

Ass hair. Thick, coarse hair growing around the anus and extending out beyond the ass cheeks.

I went down to eat her booty good braaaaahh but that crease fuzz was thick.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.

Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!

by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009

Creatard

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.

1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".

by nukleus April 30, 2008

creative block

When you can't find yourself to have a creative thought. This often leads you to smack your head on a pillow until you find a good thought.

I need to find something creative to do with my drawings because I feel so plain. Now I have creative block and can't think of anything.

by Mistermonsterman May 26, 2014

creative colour

not green

Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color
Blue, Red, Green
Green is not a creative colour

by koreandaaa December 21, 2020

Cambridge Creamsicle

Orange vanilla seltzer, usually non-alcoholic and often of the Polar Seltzer brand. Growing in popularity among students at Harvard as a healthy yet trendy drink option at social gatherings.

Me: hey man, can I get you anything to drink?
Friend: for sure, thanks. I’d love a Cambridge creamsicle if you have any left!

by Pinguin123 February 9, 2022